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IT: Friday Funnies [7:84654] posted 02/20/2004
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Sadly, Joe was born without ears, and though he proved to be successful in
business, his problem  annoyed him greatly.

 One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three

 The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very
interesting. But at the  end of the interview, Joe asked him, "Do you notice
anything different about me?"

 "Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the
reply.  Joe did not appreciate  his candour and threw him out of the office.

 The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the
first guy. But he asked  her the same question: "Do you notice anything
different about me?" "Well," she said
 stammering,"you have no ears."   Joe again got upset and chucked her
out in a rage.

 The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a young
man who had recently  earned his MBA. He was smart.He was handsome, and he
seemed to be a better businessman than  the first two put together.

 Joe was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young Man the same
question:  "Do you notice anything different about me?"

 Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact
lenses, don't you?" Joe was  shocked and realized this was an incredibly
observant person.

 "How in the world did you know that?", he asked.

 The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,"Well,
it's pretty hard to wear  glasses with no *#@%ing ears!"

Dom Stoqueler
CTO - SysDom Technologies

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